Dragon-Fairy Type

2p-headcanons:

When America and Canada were younger England once made red velvet cupcakes with chocolate chunks. They asked what made them red and what the yummy chunks were. France promptly said “Blood and human flesh” to mess with them. America still can’t get over it.

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blackymiles:

ocarinaoftime:

makemeasammichyo:

shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy

This is nothing short of deplorable. The fact that he even got one cent.

i ask again why are they raising money in wilson’s favor for
what does he need money for
it’s thank you money
thank you for killing another black guy
fuck white ppl

blackymiles:

ocarinaoftime:

makemeasammichyo:

shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy

This is nothing short of deplorable.
The fact that he even got one cent.

i ask again why are they raising money in wilson’s favor for

what does he need money for

it’s thank you money

thank you for killing another black guy

fuck white ppl

radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

transcosette:

we as a society need to start talking about abusive friendships, bc those exist and seem to be really common

and most people in them dont know how do deal w the abuse bc its normally emotional abuse which.gets delegitimized, and its a platonic relationship and not a romo or sexual one, so it gets delegitimized for that too

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championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

cassietotallyjust:

cassietotallyjust:

cassietotallyjust:

FOUND A JELLYFISH FRIEND!!!!! HE’S SO CUTE!!!


Selfies with the Bae!! His name is Frank, and we’re hitting it off swimmingly!!



FRANK WHY
I believe we had something special once, but this relationship has left me with nothing but pain in the end. I think we should ride the tides and swim our separate ways. I’ll never forget you. 

cassietotallyjust:

cassietotallyjust:

cassietotallyjust:

FOUND A JELLYFISH FRIEND!!!!! HE’S SO CUTE!!!

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Selfies with the Bae!! His name is Frank, and we’re hitting it off swimmingly!!

FRANK WHY

I believe we had something special once, but this relationship has left me with nothing but pain in the end. I think we should ride the tides and swim our separate ways. I’ll never forget you.